Question: Why do I attract all of the crazies?!
No, seriously people. Why?
No, seriously people. Why?
I have come up with a new term for these crazy/snarky women who spend their lonely, misspent days trolling blogs to think of something negative to spew...
The League of Unhappy Women
Catchy, eh?
I have been dealing with yet, another insane blog reader for the past week or so. She has been leaving a string of comments on various blog posts of mine about HER blog...including a tag line and her blog address.
I went to her blog to try and email her to ask her to stop and there was no email listed, so I left a very polite comment THANKING her for her interest in my blog and nicely asking her to stop. Well, that unleashed the fury of this woman. I received just one ridiculous ranting email before I blocked her email address.
Well Ms. Unhappy doesn't like being blocked because yesterday she left numerous comments on my blog. They were all funny in their own quirky way, but the hands down funniest one was this one left on my post with my lasagna recipe...
"You are not Italian so why are you even making lasagna?"
The League of Unhappy Women
Catchy, eh?
I have been dealing with yet, another insane blog reader for the past week or so. She has been leaving a string of comments on various blog posts of mine about HER blog...including a tag line and her blog address.
I went to her blog to try and email her to ask her to stop and there was no email listed, so I left a very polite comment THANKING her for her interest in my blog and nicely asking her to stop. Well, that unleashed the fury of this woman. I received just one ridiculous ranting email before I blocked her email address.
Well Ms. Unhappy doesn't like being blocked because yesterday she left numerous comments on my blog. They were all funny in their own quirky way, but the hands down funniest one was this one left on my post with my lasagna recipe...
"You are not Italian so why are you even making lasagna?"
Every time I think about it I laugh, because it's just so absurd.
I hope it gave you a good laugh to start your Wednesday off with a smile at the foibles of human nature.
Don't worry, she'll fade away.
They always do when they realize I don't take crap from The League of Unhappy Women.
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UPDATE:
LOL! She's raging mad now. More angry emails and funny threats to sue for slander,
even though I never said who she was, shared her contact info or divulged where she is from.
I just pray the authorities don't find out that I made and consumed
lasagna when my ancestors are from the British Isles.
That's illegal, you know.
25 comments:
Laughing.... Oh my goodness, too funny :).
You poor thing! To have to deal with all these crazies!
(I'm beginning to think I'm in that category, because it seems I'm always a first to comment. LOL! But I promise i'm not! LOL!)
That lasagna comment is pretty good...I made lasagna for dinner tonight...and I'm as Utahn as they come!
Yeah, who are these people! I hope they get together for (un)Happy Hour and can at least blame drunkeness for their ridiculous comments that they leave on blogs.
No but seriously...how dare you make lasagna. I'm afraid I'm going to have to contact the kids from the Jersey Shore to come and steal the ricotta cheese from your fridge. And you know they will....
Maybe a member of the Jersey mafia will come and whack me?
Oh no!
{ Trembling in fear. }
Hi, Emilie. I´m from Brazil and I love to visit your blog, like everyday. U such a nice person... this woman must be a little bit unhappy anyway...does´t she?! kisses from far away...
PS: I just miss the scrapbooking part, but that´s ok...You are an amazing scrapper...
I read your blog almost everyday (first because I loved your scrapbooking and now because I think your blog is interesting. And your youngest is the same age as my little one; and I think that's cool); anyway, I never comment, but can't help myself this time...
That woman's comment is boarder line insane! Can't make lasagna because you're not Italian? So silly. I'm quite the hereditary mix, but Italian is not one of them. And I have no interest in making haggis just because I have a little Scot in me. What a comment! She must be quite the lady.
Thanks for the morning giggle, Ms Emilie! You're awesome.
LOL I remember her! I wonder how hard she had to try to come up with that lasagna comment. That's pretty awesome.
Good for you to block people who send you crazy emails.
Such a shame you gotta deal with that crap... but at least it puts a little humor in your day!!
The good news is that you also attrack the not SO crazy yet happy bloggers like myself. Thanks for sticking with it even with the really crazy people tryin to get you down!
People crack me up. I've had certain people say "I hate it when so and so puts this on their blog" or "I hate it when they put this on their facebook status". It's their blog, its their facebook status, YOU DON'T HAVE TO READ IT! LOL
Sorry you have to deal with crazies all the time, but at least you can roll it off as a joke (cuz it is pretty funny).
LOL!
She's raging mad now that we all laughed at her comment. More angry emails and funny threats to sue for slander.
I just hope the authorities don't find out that I made and consumed lasagna when my ancestors are from the British Isles.
That's illegal, you know.
My ancestors are also all from the British Isles. Not only should you not be making lasagna, where are all the recipes celebrating your heritage? Welsh rarebit? Yorkshire pudding? Haggis?
So absurd to think in this day and age that you can't make any food you want. That's one of the great things about America, learning about all the different cultures and eating their fabulous food!
LOL. Some people...
The lasagna was delicous I made it on Sunday. My ancestors are from Germany think the Lasagna police will come get me too?
thanks for the great laughS today!
crazy on people, crazy on.
wow. this lady is hilarious. Who has time to do stuff like that?!?!? hahaha. I love your blog, and I love you. I don't even know you but I seriously LOVE reading about all of your creativity and craftiness;) You illegal italian food maker, you.
Hey lady!! I have been meaning to stop by and tell you how much I adored the lion cupcakes. The kids are dying to make them. :)
Good luck with the stalkers. It's fun to be loved, eh?
xoxo
Really? you have to be Italian to make lasagna? I have GOT to stop making quesadillas then since my ancestors are German...
Good thing I like schnitzel.
HA
LMAO! What is wrong with some people? At least you brought a purpose to her day.....maybe!?
Just keep doing your thang.....and from one English girl to another, STOP with the lasagna, K? LOL.
LOL! love the comment about the lasagna police, too :) hilarious stuff - thanks for the laugh. somebody needs to get a life. :)
OMWord! Thank you so much! I have been having a real crapper of a day and that just totally made me LOL! Gotta love the crazies!
Oh Good Grief!!! Why do they always pick on you?!!! YOU ARE AWESOME!!!!!
And thanks for the lasagna!
xoxo
Roxann
it takes so much more energy to be mean, rather than nice. Didn't this woman learn that in Kindergarten?
You think making lasagna is bad? I made stromboli last weekend AND I transported across town to my in-laws house! Can you image if I had been pulled over and the police had found stromboli in my car?! LOL! I really enjoy your blog. I am sorry you have to deal with all this madness.
uh oh. I made tacos tonight. I suppose I should start packing for my run from the law.
Oh dear that's too funny! If only Italians can make lasagna then I think I'm in line for the death penalty- not only am I British but I skip the meat and make veggie lasagna to boot!
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